September 2010
70 posts
@fuckyeahanimalrights
I just followed fuckyeahanimalrights.tumblr.com & had to unfollow it and I feel terrible. I completely 100 million% support the cause and I’m doing my part by not eating any meat… but, I just cannot emotionally handle pictures of abused animals on my dash everyday. It gets to me in a way nothing does. So to that blog, I’m sorry but I’ll just have to dedicate myself to...
pornforblind:
probably i will marry my tumblr
Lesbian jokes are great at 2am.
Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn’t help noticing Heather’s roommate. She had long been suspicious of Heather’s sexuality and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her...
“Wow Meg, guys can marry other guys now so.. uh this is akward but I guess this...”
– Stewie
I'M FINDING MY WAY THROUGH DR. SEUSS
Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away!
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.
You’ll look up and down streets. Look’em over with care. About some you will say, “I don’t choose to go...
“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and...”
– (via jeremyhaslam)
Drunkenly wrote a girls # down in lipstick on my health insurance card. That’s me all sass and no class.
A whole gang a' shit: swindled →
I have faith in my Jewishness to be able to get me through this. I’m just going to make a fuss about it over the phone, cause a scene until they cancel it and never fucking call me again.
Hahahahahah. Totes should’a just been like “brah I’m a jew, now cancel this shit and kick rocks.”
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totes new it. Anne Frank you gaylord
“Wednesday, 5 January, 1944” page 130-131 “Sometimes, when in lie in bed at night, I have a terrible desire to feel my breasts and to listen to the rhythmic beat of my heart. I already had these kids of feelings subconsciously before i came here, because i remember that once when i slept with a girl friend i had a strong desire to kiss her, and that i did do so. I could not help...
we are who we are for alot of reasons.
@emily story
I have some questions.
1) What is a shabbat shalom 2)what do you believe Anne frank’s sexual orientation was 3)what the fuck is twin peaks.
I rlly wish i was Jewish. Mostly cause I’d really like to get down at someones bar-mitzvah.
Never has there been a more effeminate jew in the...
@xironarc
Yeah I forgive, Jesus always forgives right?. Just don’t let that shyyt happen again ya hurrd. & I uploaded the vids to my blog.
@xironarc
What the hell bro, my tumblr said that you JUST started following me, you were most def. following me befor, which only leads me to belive that you UNfollowed me at some point. I’m just so hurt… I can’t even.
We Are All In The Gutter: Deep Thoughts And Deep... →
thestudio54:
Human After All
Bitches and butches. Obamas and Bushes. Sluts and slags. Lesbos and fags. Beauties and beasts. Transexuals and transvestites. Workaholics and alcoholics. Poem writers and freedom fighters. Drug users and child abusers. Geeks and freaks. The horrible ones and the whoreible…
Thanks for the followbacks you hot lezzy piece of...